That's 35 in Dog Years

I have never, ever understood the concept of a 5-year plan, nor the need for a certain level of management to spend 1-3 months tuning said plan each and every year.

Telecommuting: I have had this conversation

Well, except for the abject honesty of the boss. But as a self-described "telecommuting evangelist", this comes amazingly close to real-life discussions.

 copyright Scott Adams, etc etc, blah blah. As if you couldn't tell.